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"I’ve got to check whether my discharge is regular"

- Pregnant Phil Lester (via dailyphan)

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steampoweredcupcake:

itscolossal:

Rainbow Pencils by Duncan Shotton

SIGNAL BOOST

i frickin love this, its good for the environment and junk so go look at the kickstarter.

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isolatedartisan:

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nasdaq:

#FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

this is it.

THIS IS FUCKING IT.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED

THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS 

BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.

NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS. 

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD

Tumblr users should never make infomercials
xcuse yew

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danisnotonphil:

phil talking about his baby

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"What we’re about to do this was the greatest impression you left on the Internet. When you die, this will be your legacy"

- Dan Howell - on the 7 Second Challenge (via dailyphan)

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lesterbae:

the stream worked for like 5 seconds and it was beautiful

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lastcapricorn:

fuck you bbc 

fuck you and your fucking website

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z0mbified-em0tions:

LOOK AT HOW OVERLY EXCITED THIS BABY PUPPY GOT WHEN DAN SAID HE GREW UP IN A NORTHERN TOWN

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cthofficial:

I HOPE YOUR FAVOURITE BAND MEMBER FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU AND YOU BECOME THEIR HAPPINESS AND YOU LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER

unless it’s my favourite member then go get ur own

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